I just bit my cheek while eating
I am obviously so fat I have started eating myself
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

OH MY GOOD ROCKING CHUM!
Put down the lard and pick up the fanny!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 23:56, archived)