I'm going to have a little drinky now, which I had the foresight to buy earlier in suitable amounts,
And possibly type swears on the internet.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Excellent stuff
Mrs Mykeyboy is off for a day in a spa tomorrow, with massages and the like.
And seeing as she wont be back till late i shall take every opportunity and drink a shedload and abuse the mentally retarded on here.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

I sent my missus to one of those a couple of times for her birthday
Chicks dig that shit. This year she gets to go to That London and sit next to me while I scowl and she watches Mama Mia in a proper theatre and that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Christ.
There should be a medal awarded for that sort of thing.

Women are wired wrong. I mean, they dont even appreciate a good fart.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh mine sounds a like a choir of ducks when she's pretending to be asleep
They just pretend they don't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pfft
Earplugs FTMFW
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:06, archived)