THIS B3TAN IS TONIGHT'S FOUR PINT FAIRY.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

*rolls up oldskool sleeves for a bit of a spanking*

( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Mum!

( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

I've changed my mind.
This is my new favourite.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I hope he logs back on tomorrow to let us all know that it was a joke.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

It'll no doubt be my fault.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

Nah, I've been away for a while.
JMG is little B3ta kiddie compared to the folks who make me a little b3tga kiddie.
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

Alright. We're going to need some kind of professional help here.
This is getting out of hand. Online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

Fight! Fight! Fight!
*gets into queensbury position*
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/rhcpaul/jmgsonline.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Hmmm.
Sorry, but i've still got no evidence that you're not a complete tosser.
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Well there's an internet outburst.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Have you not got a picture for this situation.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Oh I have many pictures.
I'm incredibly popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Does it all point to being your fault.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Evidently not
See
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I see Vulga's pic in that lot.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I'm knacked
Good night, big fella
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Night matey.
Think it might be time for my bed, looking forward to being finished work tomorrow.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

Hold the internet...
Bogus Official would like to make an anti JMG remark.
In the early morning. On a weekend.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Will you mention this at a later date?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Probably.
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You might want to grab a placard.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

Christ no, I couldn't be bothered.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

LIES. ONLINE.
:(((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Oh?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Oh, Brian
Hold your breath while the ritalin kicks in. And now, while I go and have a bit of a kip, an impotent mong with Badger hanging out of its arse will whine and whinge over and over and over. And then, at three in the morning will serve the curve ball, while no one is looking, or caring. Then go home to thumb a semi up its mums shit box. And still be called Brian.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

That's like calling his pint a puff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

BOGUS OFFICIAL OUTBURST.
0152 Saturday May 23rd 2009.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Have you bookmarked it for use at a later date?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Probably.
Would you like me to GAZ you when I post it so you can swoop in like a superhero who's just cut some onions and have a right ruddy go at me?
On the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Why would I want to do that.
It sounds like a tedious thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

I'd love to sit here and once again go through another half hour of banter where I come out on top and somebody on the internet I don't recognise falls out with me for the sake of being noticed.
I really would.

But I honestly can't be bothered.
Can we skip about 20 minutes and get to the bit where it seems you're replying to me just to get the last word in?
We can talk about favourite TV shows as children?

I enjoyed Knightmare.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

So you'll be favouring the 'I've been here longer than you, JMG.' argument then?
Great stuff. Not entirely original, mark you. But still a solid choice.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Nah, frankly I couldn't give a toss.
I'm only here once in six months, mainly because the horrible sycophancy causes some sort of illness in me. It might be AIDS, i don't know.
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Oh, and i don't mean to be a cunt
(lies) but 'argument'.
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I didn't think it looked right, to be fair.
I'll change it now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Hold on, now.
Is JMG to blame for AIDs?

They are definately both acronyms. This could be the first step on the road of Internet Truth.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

I applaud your diplomacy.
I'd still urge you to move away from the fools who think they're the best of b3ta, I really would.
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

Careful now.
People might construe you being upset.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Nah, I'm peachy.
:D
( charliedontsurf, Sat 23 May 2009, 2:09, archived)