Befriend them, I'm sure they're a happy bunch.
I would be quite happy if I could spend all day waving sticks in white clothes with dangly bits. A guy like me can see a good livin' in that. Then, once you've befriended them, join their troupe, suggest that they're better off morris dancing outside [ex wife/boss/downing street]'s house.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

With all due respect
Fuck off.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

=((((
I'm going to suggest your house for the "International Morris Dance-Off 2009".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:51, archived)