oh it says she's 5'5
well that's too short to be a model. and her face is wrong too.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

go on, say it
say you think she's a pig-ugly lardy-arsed munter
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:25, archived)