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Have we already done this?
Fat model, allegedly

Let me be the first to say that I don't give a fuck about the implications of her being bigger for the modelling industry, I just simply "would."

Would YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
But, BUT, her shoes are awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Fruit

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
they have to be sturdy, to support her enormous bulk.

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Her breasts don't look very good either.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
They look like shoes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
her skin doesn't look that fabulous either
which is something that is more important than weight/body shape for most models and the people they work for.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
Wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
I'm so desperate, I would probably do Piston

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
*passes you a revolver*
*leads you to the back room*

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
Would he fall asleep inside you, or you him?
And would that be the first mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
God no, what a fat mess
She should be ashamed and anyone who likes the look of that is just sick, and what's with all the skinny bashing anyway? Bullying people just because they like being thin, tsk tsk. Forshame, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
why are you reading the daily mail?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
For the lolz.
And also cause Ben Goldacre tweeted rly.cc/pU234
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
*looks up over newspaper*
*sighs*
*ruffles pages*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
Awww MAn, would you do her? would you give her one? What would you do to THAT if she was walking down the street minding her own buisness?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
It's a crude way of putting it, isn't it? I do apologise.
I find her attractive. And I do give a fuck really. I would much prefer models to be a pretty representation of real women than cartoon characters.

*puts on the Not Sexface hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Which ever way you want them to look means forcing your perception of attractiveness upon others

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
I reckon she's looks quite nice, and has a decent enough personailty (as much as I can tell without meeting her, anyway).
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22what+would+you+do+to+that%22
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
Probably not; she isn't unnattractive, but she's not Sophie Dahl either.
but I hate the whole thin women = not real/unhealthy (instead of just being in a minority) & not thin women = real/healthy (instead of being the average/the majority) thing.

Although there are extremely thin/skeletal models (and this is not good); most designers prefer thin models because they're better at promoting clothes/showing how clothes hang & move. It's not some grand conspiracy.

(I'll go for almost any body type if there is a pretty face attached to it)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
Does it matter where the face is attached?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6165962
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
This is a sensible well-formed opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
i'm not sure about the other bits, but i definitely agree with the bit about thin women
it's another one of those weird human nature things where you MUST pick a side, and the other side is MORALLY WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
I tell you what pisses me off immensely is people going on about how great whales like Beth Ditto look,
she's overweight, it's neither healthy or natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
I don't mind people saying that people like her look great
as long as they honest about the potential health consequences of being overweight.

It's the denial which I don't approve of.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
nor's smoking, but it still makes you look cool

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
I'm smoking, I'm wearing sunglasses AND I've got a tattoo
people keep their drinks near me because I'm ice cold baby
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
The thing I find most attractive is a girl who's got some passion about something.
I don't really care what, except perhaps sports, because I can't get interested in that. Pretty much anything else though, and I find that a huge turn-on (not in a 'I want to bend them over the railings' way, but in a 'I really want to continue being with this person' way).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
passion/animation is always good
a big lass with a lust for life will always beat a thin dullard
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
what about girls obsessed with pokemon/buffy the vampire slayer fanfic?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
As long as I get her home by 6:30 for when their parents make dinner, then it's all cool.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
i don't imagine she'd let me

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
Put it in a Boost wrapper and you're away.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
Faakin' 'ell mate, cor blimey, I reckon she'll give a great conversation. Look at the personailty on that ! Yeah', I'ld definatly let her discuss politics with me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
i bet she's got a theory of metaphysics like a badly-packed kebab

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
Something tells me she wouldn't have got that far if she was (say) an office clerk from Sandbach rather than a student at Cambridge.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
Something tells me you're thinking a Miss [location] is all about looks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Eh, not really.
The hidden subtext was that she's not bad looking, but a bit plain. I should really have made that clearer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
Oh wow, ten stone, she's fucking enormous.
For fuck's sake. Who gives a shit? Promoting 'normal' models is encouraging people to judge on looks as much as promoting size 0 is.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
people are always going to judge on looks
it's not pleasant, but it happens (I've had women laugh at my receding hairline in clubs etc.)

I'd rather be honest about and admit that I find X more attractive than Y (in a purely physical sense) than lie to people.

My problem with this so-called debate is that terms of reference are completely wrong. Thin women are not freaks (merely fewer in number) and non-thin women are no more real (merely more common) than thin women etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
baldy baldy bald bald.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
i bet he's on the dole too

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
yep
I got some fresh newspaper for my park bench/bed this morning and fresh supplies of industrial cider
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
she's more than 10st
unless she's about 5'5

and... Emmalina?? :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
oh it says she's 5'5
well that's too short to be a model. and her face is wrong too.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
go on, say it
say you think she's a pig-ugly lardy-arsed munter
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
I'll be honest here, I like skinny women
that whole beached whale look doesn't do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
I prefer my women like a washed up oil drum
salty, seeping and surrounded by used needles
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
I loved the beached whale look
it's even better when you kill them and wait for their putrefying bodies to explode (as beached whales do).
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

'I want to show that not everybody who comes to Cambridge is like Gail Trimble - you can be pretty and clever.' Ouch. Unfortunately it looks like she's not managed to possess be either of the two...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
Of course.
She shouldn't win, she can't even stand well.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:11, archived)