You know she'll charge you per sheet of loo roll
And follow you around turning off lights
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

It's the cross I have to bear
which is ironic...
( SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

yeah, carrying a hairy cross with you
weirdo!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)