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What's the acceptable time to have a drink on a Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Excellent, i shall follow the advice of Supermatt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
It's the best advice in the world.
In other news, I have moved in to my new place, but I've had to come back to my mother's house to cat sit today and tomorrow. Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
Are you on your own in your new place or are you sharing?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Sharing
Is it not common knowledge with whom I am sharing?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Possibly but my memory is about as much use as Gonzo at a Mr Universe contest

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Gonz would be VERY useful at a Mr Universe contest
He'd be in charge of applying the baby oil to the contestants.

I shall be moving in with b3ta's other jew.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
That's right, I am a jew whore
BUT I WON'T LET THEM CONTROL MY MEDIA!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Just think of the chances you'll have to discover her secret jew gold!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
I hope it's in her knicker drawer

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Jew gold smells quite strongly
It's probably best if you push your face right in there, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's the only way to be CERTAIN

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Im not sure what the jew version of a fag hag is...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
"hag"

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
You schlamiel

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
normally called the wife I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Clearly, once you've gone heeb, you cant leave

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Their noses do it for me

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
You know she'll charge you per sheet of loo roll
And follow you around turning off lights
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
It's the cross I have to bear
which is ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
yeah, carrying a hairy cross with you
weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
the combined expenses bit is fine
up until you mention the gas bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
I buy my zyklon-b in calor gas cannisters.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
zyklon b sounds like the baddy in a 70s japanese telly series

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Phew, that was a close one
I nearly had to make a decision by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
at the stroke of midnight under a full moon in a graveyard

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Friday.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
I shall be starting at 5, roughly.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Motherfucking Guinness for the motherfucking win.
I predict an evening of Predator and other movies in HD and medium to hard RAWK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
whenever you want?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Are you asking me or telling me?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Both.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
NOW!
*opens a can of diet 7 up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
QUEER
Everyone knows its diet dr pepper, or fanta icy lemon zero, or even sprite zero.

Fuck me, since when did i have the allman brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
it is always a acceptable time to drink
its others who think its unacceptable time to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
The poor misguided fools

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Whenever but make sure it's OK with mumsy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
You're dressed in a pinny arent you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:49, archived)