Could be a flid convention
A sexy naked flid convention.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

They would make
dreadful pirates.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

So would a bunch of fat sweaty nerds.
Never seems to stop these things being arranged online though.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:35, archived)