I went to this:
www.scurvyscum.com/
as a member of the public and enjoyed it.
Lots of ugly nerd b4sh-type birds in corsets.
I've got the horn.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Anyone want to form a group of naked pirates for the next one?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

How would you know they were pirates if they were naked?

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Stumps

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Could be a flid convention
A sexy naked flid convention.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

They would make
dreadful pirates.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

So would a bunch of fat sweaty nerds.
Never seems to stop these things being arranged online though.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

It depends on what degree of nakedness.
Peg legs, eye patches and strap on cutless could still be allowed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

You have lived with SuperMatt for too long.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I imagine them both sat on the sofa in high heels
and ladies clothing drinking carlsberg special brew
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Now imagine how that evening ends.
Thank you for putting that image in my head.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

yeah, of course
though i look like a chubby salamander naked
( spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I don't think
I've ever been more aroused.

SFW
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

that's alotlike me

( spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Zing!

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

i am feeling better today baldmonkey

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

good :)
shit happens etc...
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:38, archived)