You have lived with SuperMatt for too long.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I imagine them both sat on the sofa in high heels
and ladies clothing drinking carlsberg special brew
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Now imagine how that evening ends.
Thank you for putting that image in my head.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:44, archived)