oh christ no
don't remind me.

This is why I can no longer set foot in the district of Denton, Manchester.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

It's a fairly universal anecdote.
But at least it has always helped me pull drunk women.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:06, archived)