Do you want a snack or a meal?
Snack - cheese and garlic mushroom toastie
Meal - thick smoked bacon, eggs, decent quality sausages, black pudding, haggis, toast, beans
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I hate thick bacon.
:(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

BACONIST! I have no such bacon prejudices.
I prefer dry cured though, to the pumped-full-of-water supermarket shite
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:25, archived)