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Friz sucks cock
What can i cook with button mushrooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
Bacon
Eggs
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
Do you want a snack or a meal?
Snack - cheese and garlic mushroom toastie
Meal - thick smoked bacon, eggs, decent quality sausages, black pudding, haggis, toast, beans
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
I hate thick bacon.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
BACONIST! I have no such bacon prejudices.
I prefer dry cured though, to the pumped-full-of-water supermarket shite
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
Sild

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
I *heart* sild
but have never tried it with mushrooms.
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
Nothing.
Button mushrooms are a crap for cooking with. You need something that's a good heat source (like an oven or a hexi burner), and something hard that conducts heat but doesn't burn or melt easily (like a pan).

Believe it or not /talk, once there was a very pretty girl who was keen on me, and did things like put her number in my phone when I wasn't looking and all I did was snog her a couple of times BECAUSE I'M A RETARD. And now, about ten years later, it's suddenly come back to me what a numbnuts I am when it comes to love. Or even just getting it on.

The number of girls I didn't shag when I had the opportunity is shocking, and they all haunt me.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
Have you still got her number?
Give her a call
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
No.
And I can't remember her surname, so I can't even facebook her.

Flo, who started Newcastle Uni in 1999, is hardly likely to be reading this. And anyway she's probably gone fat by now*.

*actually, she probably hasn't. Didn't seem the type.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
Worth a shot
www.ncl.ac.uk/alumni/
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
not really worth it
*bookmarks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
She's had loads of kids.
And is now working as a bicycle storage rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
hah!
Hopefully :)
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Everyone has a The One That Got Away though, don't fret.
I know I do. But I also have a The One You Always Go Back To but I am doing really well at not going back at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
It's not one, it's loads.
Occasionally I get to thinking "man, I was stupid. At least I know better now" and that's the queue for some lovely lass to come on to me and me to not realise and not sleep with her, then there's another one on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Hello Fran! I thought you were...
I mean, have I missed offline drama?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:24, archived)