I'm sometimes a lady-fruit
but I don't think that really counts as being a fruit, does it?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

*Dampens brow*
I'll require photographic evidence and a ham and cucumber sandwich.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:30, archived)