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Hello the gunted!
JMG here.
I've spent the day on the ROFL in Durham.

Who'd like to thunder their keyboards with fist pounding praise?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
I turned the hot water on so I can have a bath and an early night.
Sunderland has been doing his washing up. Instead of filling the sink up, he's left the hot tap on for about 20 minutes now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
It's better than taking it down to the river I guess.
Small steps...small steps
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
He's not used to running water.
Tell him to plug the toaster in and wash that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I've been doing Offline Things.
It's been very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
*offline things fives!*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
There was this student looking bird who looked just like you.
I was all like WTF, but then it turned out it wasn't you and I was like :(

If it was you I'd have said hello and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
I've spent the day doing manly household things, offline.
Mowing the lawn, gardening, planting out some vegetables, cleaning up some grout in the bathroom.
It's been all go here.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
*Firm handshakes in a shed*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
JMG I'm perplexed. I just got a text on my old phone from a number I don't have saved in my phone.
it says "Bum to you. You big smelly gay man. I hope you got wee on your shoe. And I hope someone saw you do it."
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Not me. Sounds a bit Malchick to me.
Or a wrong number.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
i've got a number in my phone for him though
unless he got a new phone :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Hmmm. He did get a new phone a bit back
I got a similarly random one off him when he changed his number.
The last 2 digits of his current one are 99
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
that'll be him then
mystery solved!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
I don't know you very well but from what I do know, it definitely sounds like you were the intended recipient of that text.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
pffffft

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Have you ever been a smelly gay man.
If not, ignoring it might be an idea.

Or you could post the number on here, for laughs and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
it's my old phone, which has no credit on it, so I can't text back anyway
and I'm not gonna text them on my new phone in case it's someone shit that I don't wanna share my number with.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
This is a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
I'm not the world's GREATEST detective. But I'd stay well clear of that business good T.
We don't want you getting yourself embroiled in FRUIT issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
I'm sometimes a lady-fruit
but I don't think that really counts as being a fruit, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
*Dampens brow*
I'll require photographic evidence and a ham and cucumber sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
/talking at the pub JMG.
That's how dull it is tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Internet whilst at the pub?
You need better friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Pick a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Durham? That was brave. It's all hill.
Especially if you went by train.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
Train. Yes.
I can handle hills quite well.
Even when hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
I'd like to gently tap the keys in prder to get my thoughts down on the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:25, archived)