Meerkats are very alert
I wonder if you could train a good goalie meerkat by hurling footballs at a troupe
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

It's an experiment I've often considered.
Fancy coming on a trip with me to Bristol zoo?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS IT IS A SCAM.
I went to Bristol Zoo with The Doveston and it did not end well.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

They wouldn't let you back out?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

It was one hell of a sexy affair.
Meerkats, antelopes and semen everywhere.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:19, archived)