Cor!
I'm waiting for Druid to come round so me, him and FF can go to the pub and watch Newcastle get relegated.

And no spots on my bum today, just the scar. As usual.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Brough and Hull are going down, Newcastle will cling on to the premiership like a curry stain clings to porcelain

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:45, archived)