So my mate has offered to take me on a roadtrip anywhere 1.5 hrs from London
Where would you go?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Rome.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

in some sort of jet-awesome-car

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Honda accord?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'll be sainted.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

UNDERGROUND
BORE A HOLE DOWNWARDS.

SEE HOW FAR YOU GET IN 90 MINUTES
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Good shout
We could sellotape the black n decker to the front of the car
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

The seaside

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

You know that girl that sold seashells on the sea shore?
She was an idiot. Seashells can be obtained for free on the sea shore.
I think that this kind of commercial incompetence being championed in tongue twisters is what's causing the recession.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i'm not sure you are suppose to just take sea shells, think of the hermit crabs
you utter shit cunt
( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Fuck hermit crabs.
If they want somewhere to live they can grow their own shells, like decent, hardworking lobsters.
Why should the taxpaying crustaceans be expected to support these scum?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

whoa, it is the hermit crabs right to no fixed abode, just roaming the sea shore selling lucky seaweed

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Petrochirus diogenes..

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

seashells expense claims
idiot expense claimer
incompetence expense claims
recession expense claims
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

CONTROVERSIAL!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

CONTROVERSIAL EXPENSE CLAIM
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*applause*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

the seasides near london are not very nice really
planet thanet :((((, or essex :(((((, or sussex stones :(((((
( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

It's still seaside.
I'm in the landlocked midlands.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

even if you went to Skegness,
there's about 5 miles of beach before you get to the sea.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

come and see me and i'll take you for a walk around margate, it's like the 3rd world

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

*Sigh*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

You are correct
I think southampton is probably the closest beach that's any good
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

camber sands is ok, but there is fuck all there, just the beach and dunes

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Whereas proper beaches have castles made of ice, and rivers of treacle.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

the abillity to consume seafood and beer is a must for me

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

There's some nice ones on the Suffolk/Norfolk coast, but I'd guess they're about 3-4 hours from London.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

you are correct, see also dorset, but we are failing in the time alloted, also an idea of the starting point in london would help
it would take me an hour to get from se london to north london alone, this thread is turning into a farce, i'm dealing myself out
( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

That'll do nicely!
Right, we're off t'Norfolk. Cheers!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

It would take me longer than that to get there.
Ask a proper question.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'd stay in London.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Bah
Too much grey.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'll give a ferret a chinese burn
for a victoria sponge
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I say no to animal cruelty.
Wife beating is fine though. Encouraged perhaps.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

So I've got to get a wife and give her a shoeing
before you'll make me a cake? If I had a wife I could probably beat her until she made me a cake

What about if I got myself a mail order bride from tailand and just farted in her face? would you make me a cake then?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

canterbury

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

The North Sea.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Tracy Island

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

isle of sheppy?

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

It's slightly less inbred

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Birdseye potato waffles are waffley versatile

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

i put a pea in each of the holes, then throw them in the bin

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

CUCKOO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

argh, that's in my head now
argh
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

You started it, Frank.
How're you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'm feeling fat and sassy
looking forward to an afternoon of slobbing out watching the Formula 1 and doing less than sod-all

how's your bum for spots today?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Cor!
I'm waiting for Druid to come round so me, him and FF can go to the pub and watch Newcastle get relegated.

And no spots on my bum today, just the scar. As usual.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Brough and Hull are going down, Newcastle will cling on to the premiership like a curry stain clings to porcelain

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

France

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

London IS France

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I blame Europe.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Cambridge.
The mountain walks are particularly nice this time of year.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, archived)