I say no to animal cruelty.
Wife beating is fine though. Encouraged perhaps.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

So I've got to get a wife and give her a shoeing
before you'll make me a cake? If I had a wife I could probably beat her until she made me a cake

What about if I got myself a mail order bride from tailand and just farted in her face? would you make me a cake then?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:49, archived)