I'm putting up some LOVELY curtains.
Plus I want some more flowering plants for my microgarden outside.
( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

I bet you wear a frilly apron to do the washing up.
And other such women's work.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

I spent over an hour in a shop yesterday in town choosing cutlery. Just cutlery.
Christ.
( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Bloody hell Moo.
It's only going to be used to shovel fried chicken into your gob. Does it have pink handles?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

I had a Personal Shopping Advisor to help me choose how it would go with my kitchen.
It's that bad.

I should go out and start a fight or something to counteract this
( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Just slap your thigh in a manly sort of way,
belch loudly then in a really deep voice say "NORKS!"
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:47, archived)