Triple layer chocolate cake, sandwiched together with fresh cream, raspberries and chocolate ganache.
But I forgot to buy candles.

Will he have a tanty about the lack of candles or be appreciative that I've made him a birthday cake? Vote now.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

I think you should slip some sedatives in the bastard's drink, tie him up, put him in the boot of a car and let him wake up on top of a mountain with no shoes and no phone.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I heard BBC3 got Brian from Big Brother on next week's celebrity special of slip some sedatives in the bastard's drink, tie him up, put him in the boot of a car and let him wake up on top f a mountain with no shoes and no phone.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I heard some doves crying.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

They just suddenly appear when you're near and weep

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'm St Francis's evil twin.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Candles are merely an annoying obstruction on the path to CAKE.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I nearly killed my mum last time I tried cake/fire interface.
Maybe it's for the best.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 14:51, archived)