Scratch it. That's the worst. Or slapping.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

You need to be subtle.
Oops sorry, it was an accident.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 17:00, archived)