I drank lots of beer last night and was groped by an elderly woman.
I totally don't regret this. :D
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

How elderly?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Old enough to be my Mum's Mum elderly.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Think of it as a service to the community.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

as a service to the community next time you have a wank
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:18, archived)