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Stupidity, are you guilty?
I'm a recently single chap, and have been having lots of fun persuing the ladies of the city I live in. However, last night I got very drunk and kissed my best female friend who happens to have a boyfriend. What have you done that was particularly stupid recently?

If you haven't been stupid, what you having for tea? I'm barbecuing a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
I might order a curry.
Is this stupid on a day like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Depends...
Will it be a hot curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
No,
it will be a chicken tikka massala.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
That is probably ok.
Hot curry on a sunny day like today would cause a very red face.

The red face would also probably repeat itself in the morning in a horrible case of ring sting.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Yes, you should have a bbq
*wants a garden*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
The supermarkets are shut,
so getting enough food at a reasonable price at this time of day is impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
Oh, I forgot you had stupid shops

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Stupid competition laws, not stupid shops.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Either way it is stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
4pm on a Sunday.
Everything is shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
Not everything.
YOUR MUM's legs are wide open.

LOL, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh.
YM

etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
You see, what I did there was hilariously imply that your mother has loose morals.
ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I ROFL'D so hard my face caved in.
Mainly cos it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Which is why I said it was stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
It is pretty stupid.
We do have the odd 24hr supermarket but they are pretty few and far between.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Why is it stupid?
The shops are open straight from 7am monday to 9pm saturday.

Not every shop is a supermarket, lots are open on sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
There isn't any point to it
Plus, I quite like 24 hour shops. I'm not getting into an argument with you about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
It's not an argument, you're entitled to your opinion.
But you're thinking too much about the convenience of having 24/7 supermarkets. The reason it was introduced is so that there's a period of time where the only shops that are open are the smaller ones. This is so they don't go bust.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
Curry shouldn't be eaten on a hot day.
That's why curry was created by innuits and indians never eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
Everything I do is stupid
And I don't think I'm having dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Agreed, not having dinner is pretty stupid.
It is the best meal of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Yes, I'll be off for several pints of dinner after work.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
I have a cold lager next to me.
It is tasting better than normal as it is a sunny day.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
I'm on my fourth course right now

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I have never done anything stupid.
Except that Cheeky Girl, she was fairly dim.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Lembit Opik MP?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
He isn't a Cheeky Girl.
But we are related in the custard sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
I got relegated to the championship
/alan shearer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Blimey, the football eh?
/JMG blog
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
I have never done anything stupid.
And anything stupid I may have done, I have told the internet about so it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
That didn't work for Derek Draper though, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
I like this Idea.
I have told the internet, I am cleansed of my sin.

This is what a Catholic must feel like after confession.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
I'm a recently single young lady and I've been having no fun by hiding in my room and being rubbish
but today i've finally applied for a few summer jobs that i really want to do. so that's a good thing.
/baby steps
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Good stuff!
Hope the job hunt goes well. I'm looking for a job for when I finish uni and there is very little about.

I also think hiding in my room and being rubbish would have been a better strategy. I wouldn't be in this fix for a start!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
There will be shit loads here.
20% of the town's population is students, so all the 3rd years with jobs will naff off.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
Sweet, I will need a job next year too.
I'm not fussy what I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
You'll enjoy the females here too then.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Haha!
I hear there are sporty women of loose morals in those parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
I drank lots of beer last night and was groped by an elderly woman.
I totally don't regret this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
How elderly?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Old enough to be my Mum's Mum elderly.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Think of it as a service to the community.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

as a service to the community next time you have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:18, archived)