Yes. I can swallow hot dog sausages whole
and tie knots in cherry stalks with my tongue.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

The cherry stalk thing is cool
I wish I could do it. I hope you're joking about the hot dogs though, because otherwise you would be the ultimate internet fatty, and I don't even know if you're fat or not.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

I beat a gay man at a hotdog swallowing contest once.
I am an internet fatty but not due to swallowing hotdogs.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:31, archived)