The only way is up. Or down to the Blue Square Premier.
Were you one of the fat crying Geordies on Sky Sports 1?
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

No.
Without enquiring I already know you're one of the fat grinning ones on flickr.

etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:11, archived)