JMG.
This may be your best chance of ROFL, ever.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Why would we do that.
Sad times man.

Perhaps next season.

edit: This may be your best chance of Australian children's entertainer, ever.

This made me smile.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I've too much respect for THE FOOTBALL, man.
Though I rarely take an interest any more.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

REDSPECT.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Indeed, I know how it feels, being a West Ham fan back in the day.
Dark times. Dark times.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

I can only count upon your ginger respect come the revolution.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Nothing to see here
move right along.

One cross each, line on the left.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

They were all offside.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Ah well
2nd half was utter shite.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Nothing..
NOTHING!

I was in town, I'm sure you can only respect my fury.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6172304
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Why would somebody punch other fans?
Yet alone tell the internet?

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

You mention punching people often
I reasoned you might be extra annoyed.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Are you joyus or at least tickeled pink that we lost?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Neither.
I'm no follower but I'd at least like to see them top the league, y'know city pride and that.

Oh JMG I'm saddened you'd think I'd enjoy the team going down.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

As a man of the football, I can but only hope this is indeed true.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

*firm handshakes*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Stayed in myself
self-medicating with Beardsley footage all evening.
Reckon Al's staying on, though.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

Handsome Gav wants a more ground in manager.
I'm not so sure.
Shearer's remarks about Geordies governing their own sounds much better.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Be interesting to see which players stay on
quite looking forward to seeing Carroll and Ranger up front next season
/silver lining
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

I don't wish to argue, but it really isn't.
Carroll's along the lines of Chopra and whilst I have high hopes for Ranger. He's not done anything yet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hmmm
he's not as bad as Chopra. Yet.
I'M TRYING TO BE POSITIVE.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

I'm so down..
I'd hope to buy you a beer at Blackpool.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

I'm certainly not going to Cardiff
or Swansea. These are incorrect destinations.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

Ah now
Swansea's not that bad. There's a couple of decent pubs.
Cardiff's a shithole, though, right enough.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I saw the whole game, Newcastle were great in the first half of the
first half, then died.
It's a shame, 'cos Villa weren't as good as they've been, so Newcastle could have stolen it but didn't.
Alan won't stay on, he's too busy working for the Beeb.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Football football football.
I can't get away from it, not even here :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Is this something about football?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

M1(S), M62(E), M18(S), M54(E), about 20 miles and you're in Scunthorpe.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Don't you also go there after you die, but before you get sent to heaven or hell?
Also, the last bit would be on the M180/M181 rather than the M54.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

Yeah, you're right.
The M54 is the Blackpool one, you're right.
M180 is what I meant.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I'd rather head there than the Emirates/the Reebok/etc

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

I can hardly wait to be amongst the "clap clap bang bang" family enclusre that waits for us at your own delaporated ground.
With added cheerleaders and fireworks!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

See you at the Ricoh next season, JMG.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

I'm guessing you mean Coventry, I'm a Bradford supporter.
I look forward to seeing your lot at the Ricoh though, it's a smashing ground, but slightly fewer unemployed people and more hair than you're used to.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

How did that mean "Coventry"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

BRADFORD!
etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Because I'm living there, and Bradford aren't in the Happy Shopper Championship.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

BR-HAHAHAHA-DFORD.
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

The only way is up. Or down to the Blue Square Premier.
Were you one of the fat crying Geordies on Sky Sports 1?
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

No.
Without enquiring I already know you're one of the fat grinning ones on flickr.

etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

I'm here it's okay

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I feel soothed already.
I had wanted to see your play, 'cept we had illness and new babies at the shop, so I covered extra shifts.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

It was possibly my best performance ever
There's various clips from "Into the Woods" that you missed online...

www.youtube.com/ITWNorthumbria
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

I was disappointed to miss it.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

it would be lardmongous of me to gloat at this point
I'm not one for revelling in the demise of clubs other than the car thieves

to be honest, it makes NUFC more of a target for foreign investors, you might end up with a fat arab sheikh buying out that fat idiot who owns it now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

OH GILGAMUSH!
I can only imagine I'll hear of this for the next 3 months, and ultimately it'll end with victims of rosatia shouting at me.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Have you had Aberdeen try and rub it in your face yet, as if they were the first to do so?
If not, that's going to be lolarious.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

OH ABERDEEN!
How I wonder how you'll somehow manage to work this into some kind of plotline involving myself, Esme and Moohlaa.


:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

It's almost something to think about looking forward to reading.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Almost

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Nobodly looks forward to Reading.
Nor any of the Southern sides.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Not a chance
Aberdeen parted from their manager earlier today.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Shit happens
/Leeds Utd blog.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Oh wow, you a Leeds fan?

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Yep
Afraid so.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Cunt.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

It was either that or support Bradford City
And I'm no retard.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I support Bradford, given I'm from there.
For me that's what it's all about, not following a different club 10 miles away because they're more successful at the time.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

A friend of mine lives in West End, Gomersal.
He describes it as a place "where Leeds Utd, Bradford City and Huddersfield Town supporters live together in perfect harmony... then kick the shit out of the Man United fans."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Sounds about right.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Oh my.
The worst fans I've ever seen at Bradford were the Manchester Utd. fans. They were escorted from the station to the ground by the police, and were openly singing racist songs on the way. That made me a very cross Druid.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Well I would say "see you at Molineaux"
but we didn't stuff up our promition chances for once
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

You'll probably end up with a fair few of our squad
good luck!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Congratulations, long overdue.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)