I've got both beer and squash on the go.
Get me! I'm lining them up!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

Careful now

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

There's even a bottle of wine open on my table.
It's like a liquid threesome in my mouth.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Drinking beer, playing squash.
Yeah, we've all been there.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)