His congregation is made up entirely of sylvanian families characters with genitals drawn on their faces.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

His idea of missionary work
is to spend the money raised for the church roof on sex tourism. In Norfolk.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

He thinks the sermon on the mount was performed whilst on top of the village's Paris Hliton look alike.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

He turns wine into water
regularly.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

He eats like every meal is his Last Supper.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

This is my favourite ever thread about me.
I hope I remember it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

He doesn't remember a fucking thing
SHITTY VICAR CUNT.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:16, archived)