It's feckin dawn.
That went fast. I did ironing. I was a woman possessed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

My cat
is desperately trying to drag the corpse of a rabbit over the back wall. Last one it had ended up in the bath.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

Cool.
Good cat.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

Bugger
I think this rabbit might be a pet. Well, was a pet. It's got long ears and shit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:39, archived)

cook the fucker

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:52, archived)

Watership Down
"You've seen the film, now, eat the cast"
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

Can't be arsed to skin it
still, looks like BBQ weather today...if I get all the neighbours round, one of em will recognise it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

skin it and put it in the freezer

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

I've stuck it in a bag in the fridge
pretty sure I'll get round to making a stew out of it later...lots of fat on the fucker, though. Will need to joint and trim it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

Just gave the cat a fresh anchovy for its efforts

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

Make sure it's not a pet before you eat it, if it is it might have had vaccinations and worm and flea treatment.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

Does that not make it safer to eat?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:10, archived)

Good point
not sure if it's a feral pet thingy...or there are some weirdy wild rabbits round here that have bred with escaped pets.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

Fuck it
stew the hopper up in loads of red wine.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:13, archived)