I NOW DON'T FEEL HUNGOVER.
*Official stance*

*Firm handshakes all round*
Who'd like to fall out with me now at high speed?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

How did you cause your hangover to disappear so quickly?
I call JMG fatty-baiting.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I'm incredibly good at all those things, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Congratulations.
The joy of overcoming a hangover is pretty much second to none.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I'm almost approaching full power.
There'll be some moaning, complaining and tearful falling out in no time at all.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Me please.
I haven't replied to you for a while. Were you at the football yesterday, or do you not travel for away games?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

As we all know. JMG is a visitor to many of this country's fine and shit footballing stadia.
Some times I, JMG am championed as much as the home side by these fans.
Alas however I was not in Birmingham yesterday as on previous visits I've found the whole experience to be depressing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

I'm not a huge fan of the midlands as a whole.
Which has upset folk in the past.

Yorkshire I have less respect for. All of it asides RR.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

The experience of Birmingham
or the experience of being relegated?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

OHH AL!
:(
That really is quite poor.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm now going to make a cutting response
making reference to the fact that "quite poor" could also be representative of your form this season.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

You use the term "your" like this has nothing to do with you.
:(
I really think you should start using a different username.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Having never really been a supporter of Newcastle
I think the term "your" is probably suitable. It's nothing personal, as a football club, I rather like them and the passionate support, it's the piss poor management that makes me chuckle. That and the continued support for Joey Barton.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

"Al Isn't a Geordie" perhaps.
Did you watch the game, yesterday?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I went to Birmingham once.
Not for football but to pick up a car.

You are right, it was quite a depressing place.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I was very :( about the whole experience.
In spite of winning with ten men.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

I used to go and pick up cars that were being transferred between BMW dealerships.
Sweet job but I had to go to some pretty rubbish places.

That said i'm moving to the midlands next year from 'daaahn saaaff'.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Best stock up on anti-depressants.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I heard the sun never shines there.
I'm going to be in Loughborough, it is only for a year though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

It'll feel like 3 years.
You'll want to find out what you did to deserve such a fate.
Chin up though. See yourself as an almost U.N. peace-keeper.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

I like that idea.
I'm only going so I can get an MSc under my belt and hopefully find a job.

There is a woeful lack of jobs for science graduates at the moment.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

JMG, I live in Loughborough.
It's fantastic. Don't insult it :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'm going to viciously attack you, JMG
with the prior intent of publicising my book group, ONLINE.

There's a few of us would like to appreciate some literary endeavour. Anyone interested?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

I recommend a glass of scotch and the GMoS annual.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

I wholeheartedly applaud your application of Scotch.
It is necessary when reading in the evening.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

GMoS is one of the first subjects we shall cover
as he is entirely awesome.
I'd put you on the reading list, JMG, but I fear you'd blow my CPU.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm on so many blacklists for my ill behaviour on the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

You're fine by me, Jammy.
*tens*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'm forwarding this report to the head of the internet.
A Mr. B. Monkey, England.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Balders is a fine chap too.
Congratulations on your choice of reference.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

How would you go about doing that?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

I've had less than five hours sleep, and I feel grand.
More tidying today. I did some ironing at half three this morning.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

*Standing ovation and JMG anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

There is not an English fan who is happy with Howard Webb.
If he gives a shit decision in the favour of your team one week, chances are next time he referees he'll be shit for you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I meant to write that down below,
obviously.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

JMG, although I was unfair about Newcastle recently,
I was right that none of the 4 teams would get points.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

OHH MY SWEET MoT!
:( and indeed :( once more.
If only Howard Webb had have given our goal against Fulham we'd be up and you might be in Europe next season.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:03, archived)