i'll be referee for the orchestra
like a conductor, but more manly. i would operate by blowing a whistle and pointing accusatively at musicians

trombonists would be on permanent yellow card
( spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

you trombonerist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 14:34, archived)