If you can't read
what the fuck are you doing on a text-based internet forum?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

He has a braille screen.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Sounds dotty to me

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:24, archived)