Well I was lying there, ready for my smear
the nurse got the speculum up me and then turned away to get the swabs. While her back was turned the speculum shot out of me, landing neatly on a book shelf on the other side of the room.

The nurse had to stop for a bit, she laughed so much she cried.

/smear lols blog
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Men in Thailand pay lots of money to see stuff like that.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

fantastic muscles, Miss FD
*handshakes*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

*grins awkwardly*
*shakes your hand back*

I didn't even clench though, it's just pinged out.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

maybe your vageen is possessed.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

you're not kidding anyone,
your fanny is dinsauresque.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:21, archived)