The best cream for sunburn is deep heat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

arf!

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

it's also a highly effective intimate salve for those winter days
like a sip from a hip flask for your genitals
( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I'd veer towards Fiery Jack

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

no no
honey and sand
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

And bees

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)