I think I might be in a state of near shock
I can't concentrate on anything, have a buzzing headache and I feel like I'm about to be sick all the time.

I blame my extensive sunburn.
( WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Go have a lie down with a cool moist towel over your face.
Spastic.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I didn't get any sun burn at all yesterday
despite being out in the sun all day.

I pretty much used a whole bottle of sun cream though
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Also, in future, the best thing to do about sunburn is as soon as you notice it happening, do whatever you can to cool your skin.
Sit in the shade, cover yourself in cold water. Anything.

The heat stays in your skin otherwise and continues to burn you. If you sort it out quickly you can stop it before it burns properly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Drink some water and go to bed.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'm currently utterly relaxed and pampered.
*sips on iced tonic in the dusk sun*
( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

drama queen.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Pfffft.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Rehydrate and hide
Also spastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Nobody likes a Weather Whinge.™
Just be better prepared when you go outside next time.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

The best cream for sunburn is deep heat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

arf!

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

it's also a highly effective intimate salve for those winter days
like a sip from a hip flask for your genitals
( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I'd veer towards Fiery Jack

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

no no
honey and sand
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

And bees

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

go and have a drink of water
take some ibuprofen and go to sleep. And put some suncream on next time, you pale nancy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:12, archived)