Who's there?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

well there's me
and I have my penis in my hand.....
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

Your old hair looked better.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

we had this discussion earlier,
young lady ;)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

I didn't see your reply.
But it DID look better.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

Well listen up now, Tootz!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/meold.jpg

That's the old hair



img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/mememememe.jpg

this is the new hair
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

The old photo is rubbish,
but the old hair was better.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

well...
this?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/oldme2.jpg


I've un-smartened my new hair now though so it looks a bit more... swish.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Old hair!
I would.

But then at the moment I'd do most people/things
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

Well as I've said before,
I'll do you any day :)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

When did you say that?
And are you really THAT desperate?
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

I think I said you're picture was very nice...
and I still stand by that
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Here you go:
photobucket.com/albums/y150/jennycobbett/?action=view¤t=DSCN0172.jpg

Me with shitty hair and with some sort of ugly growth attached to my face

Fancy me now? :P
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

Well presuming you're the one on the left.
Sure.

edit: And both of these photobucket.com/albums/y150/jennycobbett/?action=view¤t=jennyandkelee.jpg
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

The one on the right is me,
when I was thinner (I'm about 17 there) and pulling a silly face. Like my hat?
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

lovely
hat
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I would
but your companions taste in clothing leaves a little to be desired :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

Ah well, never mind, he was a cunt anyway

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

and you
were clearly wasted on him..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Yup, 2 years of my life down the pan...

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

and not only posted it twice
but deleted the one I replied to ;)

clearly not good memories..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

What did you reply and say?
Sorry..didn't mean to
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

ah, just what
I said above really...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

You're just gorgeous.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

I agree with Comma on this one

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

There's a reason I did it though!
I have a prom next week and all sorts.

I was trying on suits the other day and I just thinking.. I look a mess.

So I just got rid of it.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

Wow,
you're better looking than you ought to be.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

You luuuurve him.
You want to marry him.

And suck his winkle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

and I agree with you too
though you're still the most gorgeous
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

I still think it looks better now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

You are wrong and a poo.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Me.
Can I have a hug?

Also, this made me chortle:
"Callers remain responsible for their lives and do not lose the right to make decisions even if that decision is to take their own life."
It's one way to avoid telemarketers, I suppose...
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

*hugglyhugglyhugglyhug*

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

*hug*
*hug*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

where?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

hello Enigmatic
just thanking you for the linky earlier

orrible being in love when you're 8 and a half

a classic
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

My pleasure, sir
an truly awful experience that one needs to savour.

edit/ Mole in a Hole still proves elusive though
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

There's a one minute sample
on the southlanders website if you're desperate for a quick fix.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

Thanks
we have that but cannot find the whole track anywhere in the ether.

I can find most things, no matter how obscure, and I specialise in obscure it seems, but this is proving a bugger.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

It's the kind of thing that my mother would have on a dusty 78
but I won't be going anywhere near her shellac* for at least a month.

(* fnarr fnarr)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Some of the tracks I have had to be lifted from Vinyl
the results are not perfect but it sure sounds authentic if you are over 65 years old
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)