There's an advert of milkybars on my TV.
This somehow a plot by you to make me fat so you can mock me.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

I used to have white blonde hair as a child.
I used to get called The Milky Bar Kid at school.
I didn't wear glasses, as you can quite imagine, I took it all in good spirits and was a hoot and a riot with the women.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

*raptuous applause*

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

We're considering changing the name of "Newcastle United" to "Your Cup Final" for next season.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

How about "Champions Elect if we play our cards right"

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I don't know who's going to be left to field in the first eleven..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Back Shola for top scorer

( nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

As much as I've backed The Fenham Eusebio over the years, I feel his time may have come.
Should cost-cutting come in to serious effect in order to keep others, Shola must be sacrificed.
Not physically. Just, sold.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Nobody will buy him.
He'll be a decent championship player.
( nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

He was awful on loan at Stoke!
Oh I just hope we can bounce straight back up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

That's true.
I'm not so hopeful.
( nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Women as a child?
You were a quick learner.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:40, archived)