BP.
Get me a tub of Flora while you are there please.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hmm, good idea,
I might just go down there, there's one very close.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:33, archived)