I want some aniseed balls. Do they still sell aniseed balls?

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

yes
www.aquarterof.co.uk/aniseed-balls-p-350.html
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Do they still have the seed in the middle?
I EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THIS
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I suspect that depends entirely on the maker
I would hazard a guess at "Yes, why the fuck not"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I don't ask you for guesses, I ask you for facts.
I feel let down. I don't know if I should keep you on, I really don't.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

perhaps I can sway your decision by rubbing granite into a bit of cheese.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

STICK YOUR FUCKING EDAM

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Jokes on you it was Gruyère

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

FUCK YOUR FUCKING GRUYERE UP THE JAPS HOLE

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Hello

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I haven't found any like that
:(
( custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yes they do.
Try at places that sell loose sweets.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

You have to flirt with the aniseed man first.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Probably
but they'll still be nasty. Why not have flying saucers instead?
( in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Like Jaffa Cakes.
Dry and rubbish. But not quite as dry and rubbish as Jaffa Cakes.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I love flying saucers but you are just buying sherbet in paper.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Are you meant to eat the paper?
I always eat the paper.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

of course you are, it's probably not 'paper'
but it is.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I think it's rice paper

( in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Rice Paper
Da Daaa Da

It's the paper, the paper made from rice!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Beware he is wafer-thin

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

AND DON'T GO IN

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Wahfur.
Wahfur theen.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

You are indeed
But it's pretty paper SHAPED LIKE SPACECRAFT.
( in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

No, shut up, I HATE YOU.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

That candy cart thing in town will probably have them.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Is it open at 11PM?

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

No.
They lock it away at about 5 o'clock.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

NO SWEETIES TONIGHT!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

And we had
www.aquarterof.co.uk/wordpress/?p=194 these in our house tonight too.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

I just eat cola bottles
hospital trips are great fun
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Fucking rubbish.
Why don't these places stay open 'til a decent hour?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Cunts, all of them.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

We should fucking burn them, that'd show them.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Just thought you'd like to know,
my son didn't get much sleep last night. The puppy kept them both awake.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

And then he pulls away the cover and it's a SURPRISE SEX VAN.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

yes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Fuck off.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

LOOK EVERYONE
it's The Doveston.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Don't encourage him.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Probably

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

no

( scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
However, the people of Abu Dhabi do.
( CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

there was a shop by me that used to sell them, alongside every other sweetie you could think of
you could also take a list of veg you wanted and they used to get it for you. They never changed their window display so there were things in there not seen outside the Imperial War Museum.

It just went out of business though :o(
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

There is a bag of aniseed balls in my kitchen. None of us like them and I have no idea why they are there.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Put them in a bottle of vodka
Hey presto - weird ouzo.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

DRUID IN "WANTS BALLS" SHOCKER

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

I want sweets now.
Where can you buy sweets, at midnight, on Bank Holiday Monday? A real shop, not an online shop.

And yes, market stalls will probably sell them.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

BP.
Get me a tub of Flora while you are there please.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hmm, good idea,
I might just go down there, there's one very close.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

aniseed

lololol etc.

Christ, I am so bored.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:07, archived)