Now then, I can't believe for one minute
that you're taking the internet seriously.

Of course if you are it just goes to show what happens when you spend too much time on QOTW.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

I write down all the nasty things people say about me in a big book
and post photocopies of it to my internet lawyer.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

You should write them on your honda accord
so that when justice is finally dealt out, they can see clearly why they deserved it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

This is a good idea.
What colour would really stand out against the magenta paintwork so they can see the writing?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Spunky white

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

I believe on the Dulux paint chart it is known as
'Summer Jizz White'
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

I believe it is available in a range
that stems from very very pale off white to a deep phlegmy green.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:04, archived)