This problem could be solved by crushing capitalism

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

I want my mum to win the lottery
she said she'd give me half.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Well there's always that I suppose
and it would involve less anarchy.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26, archived)