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You know, this place isnt the same without TFS's morning reports.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
YOU FUCKING WELL DO ONE THEN

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
i mooooooved house it is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Did you relocate using a cow?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
are there pics or WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
i put some on twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
Did you ride it carrying goods on your head
or feed them to the cow in order for it to regurgitate them at your new pad?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
BIT OF BOTH, bit of both

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
In which case I will get your Random Burn sent off today.
I was under express orders not to send it until you had moved!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
YEAH THANK YOU YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
No problem!
Hope you enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
I had a poo
it was loose and unsatisfying.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
Me too.
Maybe we can be poo brothers for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Isnt that a stage show?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Maybe in Aberdeen.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Oooo, i'd like that
can we link poos and swear to be BPFFs?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Maybe our poos will meet someday in the sewers
And have little pooey babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
That thought is going to keep me happy for the rest of the day.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Ahhhh.
What a nice thought, little pooey babies everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
I drew this...
hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
It made me smile.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
then it has served an excellent purpose.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
i like that alot and am prepared to make you an offer of 38 pounds for it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
consider it a free gift from me to you.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
i've never before been so touched

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
he's drinking and smoking.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
In flagrant disregard for parachuting safety guidelines.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
I like that very much!
Have you put it up on the /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
yes.
I posted it at about 3 o clock Monday morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
That would explain why I haven't seen it before then!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
i wonder why he doesn't post them from the second account he uses
somebody told me what the user name was but not giving a shit means i've fogot
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Haha
He does?

Thats ace:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
yeah, I miss lists terribly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
what things do you miss?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Could be good.
The photoshoot went well and I look vaguelly human. HURRAH.

I'm so tired. I was up until 2:30am roughly watching Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
photoshoot?
Oooh, sounds interesting. Were you pirating?

Also, countdown to GIN DESTRUCTION. I am having my hair done tomorrow and am possibly online shopping today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I bloody should have been.
No, I was dicking about in the woods for a band photoshoot. So me, my best friend and three big lads lurking in trees.

Hair cut! I went for one of those a couple of weeks ago, and now you can't tell she did anything. Damn.

Also: good morning, lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Band photoshoots are always fun.
Like you say, dicking about with mates!

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I don't like cameras, but we did ok. Ningles.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
What is it you play?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
Bass. Early Learning Centre guitar, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
No, no, not at all.
Well played bass is an artform!

I'm a six stringer i'm afraid but I play banjo, mandolin and accordion too.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Well played is, yes.
I.... well, I try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
Haha!
I'm have only been playing the accordion for about 6 months, it is possible to make a hideous noise with it when it all goes wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
My hair is ridiculously out of control and stupid. It needs taming with scissors.
The only way it looks half sensible at the moment is when it's rolled, or up in a pony tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Mine just sort of happens to me.
It likes being in my mouth a lot, which means I do the very attractive 'spitting and flapping my hands at my face' dance about 90 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
The glory of creation is reflected in mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Jizzy locks?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Spunky braids.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
New, from Mattel.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
How do you watch a film roughly?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
You may regret asking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
Possibly
but since it's an internet girl i'm hoping her reply allows me to imagine her at least semi-naked so I can go and tell all the people on QOTW about it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Who said anything about films?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
'ningles captain, how are you?
Sounds like you had a good weekendmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
It was AWESOME.
I bloody hate being back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
This problem could be solved by crushing capitalism

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
I want my mum to win the lottery
she said she'd give me half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
Well there's always that I suppose
and it would involve less anarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
He made this place happier.
Still, I get them on facebook so it's not much of a wrench.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
Oh
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Occasionally.
It makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
Really?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I have a list.
That one day all men will be equal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I went to a wedding on Saturday
It was my birthday on sunday, I had a house party
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
did you have fun?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Yeah it was ok,
the people who got very very drunk, did the sensible thing and had a nap or went home so it was generally civilised.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Did anything get broken?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
nope nothing, not even a glass.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
You grown ups.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
Whatever happened to that dull bastard?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
I believe mongy and rathen criticized him once.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
there was terrible name calling
i was lucky enough not to be to hurt by the comments
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
A terrible business:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
i'm sure other people said lots of things they regret, not i
lol, wankers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Poor mongy
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Yes, that's exactly it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
For Mykeboy
F*cking pissing down here
Umbrella is knackered
Cannot see two yards in front of me
Know I’m going to get soaked as I’m…
On my way …
For a beer
Fortunately that’s the report over
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
I am overwhelmed

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
Better?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)