My rented house had those!
You must live where I used to. Mind that front door, it gets like 3/4 of the way through Titanic when it rains.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

The bit where the captain is standing on the bridge and going down with the ship?
*Goes to shoot self for knowing what happens in that film*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

The bit where water comes round the edges of doors.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

YOU MUST BE A GIANT
i cant reach the washing line or the shower controls and i cant see myself in any mirrors or see the second shelf (let alone the third) in the top kitchen cupboards.
( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Nope, it must be the same house
Climb on the side to get to the kitchen cupboards, but watch the side nearest the back door, it's wibbly.

Oh, and if you find a painted guitar in the outhouse, that's the wife's but you can keep it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)