I'm going to replace them with cheese.
They broke in the fucking car park popping the wheel up down a 2" drop.

I rode all the way round whites level (In less than 2 hours) with broken forks.

A girl overtook me though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Oh dear.
I was out riding the other day, just on the road, and a guy in team GB lycra and about £3000 worth of roadbike came steaming past. I got level with him, he waved and just zoomed off effortlessly.

I later found out it was this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Staff and didn't feel so bad!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07, archived)