If you want to watch naked men I'll do it for a fiver.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

What are you up to on November the 30th?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I don't know what's happening with my life after the 20th of June,
so I guess I'm free.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Excellent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The first part or the second part?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'll do my helicopter impression for £2.50

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I do a good Marty Pellow/Cher/Brand for 40p

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11, archived)