....nothing.
I think I speak for at least myself when I say that no matter how nervous I am, I never WANT TO SHIT MYSELF.

Calm yourself, graphics and that is easy apparently.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

lots of women shit themselves during labour you know.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I doubt they want to even then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I would just like to point out that I did not.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I would just like to point out that I did not need to think about that.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

*stops*
*breathing returns to normal*
*hands reappear from below the desk*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Another reason I don't want babies.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I've already shat myself in front of others, I don't care.
And before anyone gets all judgemental, so have you all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

I like shitting on women in labour.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Harriet Harman?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Springy didn't.
She didn't even say 'ouch.'

Crazy double-hard bastard that she is.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:07, archived)