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oh god
have you ever been so nervous you feel like you just want to curl into a ball and shit?

That's how I feel. 6 days until I hand in my post grad design portfolio and rendering is killing my computer.

What's made you want to shit with your clothes on recently?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
....nothing.
I think I speak for at least myself when I say that no matter how nervous I am, I never WANT TO SHIT MYSELF.

Calm yourself, graphics and that is easy apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
lots of women shit themselves during labour you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I doubt they want to even then.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I would just like to point out that I did not.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
I would just like to point out that I did not need to think about that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
*stops*
*breathing returns to normal*
*hands reappear from below the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
Another reason I don't want babies.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
I've already shat myself in front of others, I don't care.
And before anyone gets all judgemental, so have you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I like shitting on women in labour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Harriet Harman?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Springy didn't.
She didn't even say 'ouch.'

Crazy double-hard bastard that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
hmmmm
possibly the girls who were watching me walk home alone the other week. They were nasty nasty girls who I know from school. /shudder.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

l n
home
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
As opposed to wanking with other people?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Do not question me!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
*head asplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Use a grunt computer.
The rendering of my dissertation results took ages too.

You must have an uber geeky friend with a specced out PC
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
My uni has special uber pcs for people doing rendering.
You pay a couple of quid, start it off rendering and you have use of it all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
That would have been useful :(
I have 2gb of ram here and a 2.6GHz processor. I had to do about 5 million results
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
It seems a bit harsh to expect you to do SCIENCE on your home PC.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Ouch!
I borrowed one to run my stats testing for my dissertation. I was taking forever on this pc and crashed any time I did anything other than leave it alone to get on with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
The realisation I had just kissed my best female friend in the world.
She has a boyfriend.

I just want to erase it from history.

Edit: A really spicy curry I ate on saturday night, I nearly shat my pants on sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Buy a gun/knife
Kill them both, then yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
That is probably a good idea
Thanks for the suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
not much
generally I'm quite apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
No.
Not even slightly.
While excessive fear can lead to involuntary excretion in some people, it does not, ever lead normal people to want to shit themselves.
You are crap. You didn't deserve your original degree and you don't deserve to get the postgrad either.

Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Pffft.
I can get home for four days in June for less than fifty quid. Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
In time to vote?
I mean, Hooray! Let's get hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
When I was still holding on to a vain hope of getting my nursing portfolio in.
That was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
I got my portfolio into a nurse once.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
I expect you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
cheer up, you're probably going to fail anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
OH HAI

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
i was building some data-processing software for a client recently
which, because it was running on their systems, i had to do out of office hours. generally, this meant waking up every couple of hours, connecting to their computer, checking nohup.out and fixing any visible bugs. in retrospect, this may have been what induced my insomnia
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
I had a bit of a jangly climb.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Ha, I remember that feeling. I was a bit of a wreck before mine.
It's all worth it when all the work's in and the exhibition is up.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
revising for my gcse exams, this half term is rubbish but i have to get good grades or mum says i'll have to do the 6th form here
but i dont wanna, i hate this school, all the girls are skanks, i wanna go to the 6th form college, that's where my boyfriend zane goes, he's soooooo fit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
I do it all the time
coz it feels nice
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00, archived)