I went Waitrose last night and bought tons of lovely food since I'm cooking for myself all week.
Tonight is fresh thai king prawns, sweet chili dressed egg noodles, loads of veg and sprouts to make a huge stir fry.

Tomorrow is slow cooked aberdeen angus, cheese stuffed meatballs in a red wine and basil sause on fresh tagliatelli.

I also have £30 worth of crisps, dips and general junk :D I'm going to be a right tubber :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

*cries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

he's going to look like a fat egg on little skinny legs, mark my word.
by Saturday he'll be indistinguishable from the lithe DG we all knew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

\o/ thank fuck.
HANG ON.

Gums, you're not going to be in Amsterdam at the weekend again, are you? Can't you come to the meet?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I might make a surprise appearance, but I like to keep my female fans in suspense
who knows...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hmph.
I think you should, I'm trying to prove to a few people that /talkers aren't /wankers.

Or at least, are alright anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Humpty Dumpty has got nothing on this mofo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:59, archived)